Shaken, not stirred.

This is something crazy that I came up with! :D


(One day, by accident, I meet God.)

God: I have decided to spread peace and happiness in this world.
Nakul: That's great. Now how do you propose to do that?
God: First, I will stay in this world to see what suffering you people go through. Then will take the necessary steps.
Nakul: Nice idea.

(God takes the form of a man and begins his life in this world. Many years go by and one day we meet.)

God: This world is miserable. How do you people remain sane?
Nakul: I guess its because we have art. That helps. We resort to other forms of entertainment as well.
God: I want to watch a movie. Lets rent some DVD's. I am in debt right now. Will pay you back later.

(After watching a couple of Bond movies..)

God: I am a lot less stressed. Its a good thing man has entertainment. Keeps him sane.
Nakul: Thats what i said. Anyway, Im hungry. Lets go for dinner.

(After the maincourse..)

Waiter: Any drinks for you?
Nakul: Lime juice..?
Waiter: Alright. And you?
God: A dry martini, in a deep champagne goblet. Three measures of Gordons, one of Vodka, half measure of Kina Lillet. Shaken, not stirred.
Nakul: That's Bond's line. How cheap of you to copy!
God: Technically, its MY line! I am present in all beings remember? Have you forgotten your religious scriptures???!!!!
Nakul: But of course..